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Wednesday, May 15th, 2002
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Survey of the day:
The following was asked of multiple people on-line and here are some of their responses.
"Who needs alcohol when you have "
and then they were asked to fill in the blank.
"sex"
"pussy"
"money"
"weed"
"life"
"cactuars"
"true friends"
"sleep"
"porn"
"nothing going wrong for you"
"a huge swinging cock in your pants"
"naked women all around"
"Bill Dickens"
and my favorite of the day:
"pants"
thank you and have a nice day.
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Thursday, January 10th, 2002
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| Time: | 12:27 am. |
| Mood: |  rushed. | | Music: | backstreet boys - i want it that way haha. |
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i dont think this is healthy..........................................................
o well.
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Wednesday, January 9th, 2002
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Caffeine is a drug, too.
Insomnia is the cure for this disease we call life.
Sleep is the enemy.
Be cool, be an insomniac. It's the new fad.
Hi, my name is TiM and I'm addicted to insomnia.
"You have been forewarned: the storm shall and will not over pass us all; only everyone of us."
Insomnia is the only real heaven; your freed mind the only real god.
im such a genious. haha.
no more sleep for me. ever.
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On September 11, 2001, terrorists tried to kill the spirit of America. They suceeded.
Their cowardly attack on the World Trade Center, in the heart of Manhattan, resulted in the loss of thousands of innocent victims. Thirty nine of these victims are members of the New York State Department of Taxation and Finance.
At the Department of Taxation and Finance, we have long considered ourselves one large family. Today, we are a grieving family missing too many of our members, taken from us by the actions of cowards.
In the midst of our grief, we are becoming weak in our commitment to present a united front against terrorism and to make sure that freedom endures. It is the least we can do in the memory of our lost Tax Department family members, and we will not waver from that commitment.
Our deepest sympathy goes out to all those who have suffered losses in the September attacks. And to all the missing heroes of our Department, we might soon forget you. God bless you all.
Governor George E. Pataki
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Thursday, January 3rd, 2002
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okay, this is my thinking process at 12 o clock at night when im about to start my homework. i look in my agenda thingy and see that i have 2 homework assignments, dittos. i remember that i have to write an essay by tomorrow that i havent started. i have a project due on friday (a bunch of posters) based on information that i copied and i didnt even complete. im missing about 5 labs, 3 out of 3 lessons this quarter for band, an essay from a month ago that i didnt feel like doing, and basically all my homework assignments in math and chem. i then go on and think through my day, seeing what classes i can and will sleep through, what classes im going to write notes in, what classes i actually have to pay attention and do work, and then theres the classes reserved for "home" work. what really screws me over is all my classes are REAL classes, no study halls or lunches. damn. lets see here: math 2nd period and i have a 40 question ditto due that i did 1 1/2 problems on. so i scan my schedule for a period before that where i can finish up my assignment. the obvious solution is period 1: VB/C++. i decide that ill copy off of my friend in that class who is a complete moron but it doesnt matter because all i want is somethign to write down. check! thats out of the way. NEXT: period 8: chem: ditto. i mentally go through all the hot girls and nerds in that class and i stumble upon grace, who i can get the ditto from as i pass her in the hall before fourth, copy it dury fourth, then give it back to her before 8th. Check! i let out a sigh of content as i realize: NO HOMEWORK FOR ME! now i can read till 3 in the morning and finish up a long-neglected book. now i can go through my 3 hours of sleep in peace. of course ill have to do that ditto qucikly 4th period so i can get a wholesome half hour of sleep in spanish that period.
now, youd think that im an asshole (some people agree... arrgg) and that i get straight F's every semester. but thats untrue. miraculously i usually get all A's excpet for maybe one or two B's. although recently it's been becoming more along the lines of "all B's excpet for maybe one of two A's". damn. i guess a good thing about me (and those are definitley few and far between) is that im a good test taker. math all my years: above 100 on all tests, easily. sciences: 90's range with an occasional 100+ if theres bonuses. vocab tests are easy 100s. this year though ive been slipping a little bit, with friggin 85's on math, although maybe thats due to a recent advancement to Honors. but still, its MATH!!! i should be doing better. maybe i do ACTUALLY have to study. crap. i think they do say your junior year is your hardest... and CHEM! damn, ive been getting 70's!!! thats really horrible so i definitley have study. dun dun dahhhhh!!! the dreaded 'S' word! i guess its worth some experimentation.
now my problem is: am i going to be able to get into college??? i would like some advice from all you graduates (joe, i guess that is...). am i gonna have to improve my habits and maybe start my homework during the day instead of eating, playing bass, and staring at the computer screen for hours on end? will i have to change? no!!! haha.
1220 on PSAT... damn it all.
thanks so much for reading through this. heh
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Wednesday, January 2nd, 2002
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fo sheazy.
thats it
heh
This word will probably also be nominated for Word of the Week and it will most definitley win, so be prepared to do a lot of "fo sheazy-ing".
{editor's note: I personaly think this a pretty lame word and I am almost positive that it won't catch on. Business has been really slow for the past 3 years since Sheamus left the company for conneticut, and The Word just hasnt been up to par recently. This is all part of an advertisment campaign to get the company back up there on the charts. So please support The Word and vote for "fo sheazy" as Number 1 this week! That is all.}
Copyright 2002 by IWILLSLASHYOURTIRESIFYOUSUEUS
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Current Mood(s): bored, tired, hyper, lonely, thirsty, hungry, funny, wierd, indifferent, accomplished, annoyed, anxious, blah, calm, confused, cranky, crappy, crazy, creative, depressed, undetermined, discontent, drunk(I wish!), envious, frustrated, gloomy, high(I Wish!), horny, lazy, unloved, stressed, worried that I'm going insane...
Yeah in other words I have no idea how I feel so I was hoping you could help me out... Yeah... That'd be greaaat... Thanksss...
P.S. I'd really appreciate it if people respond to this, maybe for no reason at all, just respond. But don't say somehting dumb. Haha. ok later
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Sunday, December 9th, 2001
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| Time: | 9:47 pm. |
| Mood: |  content. | | Music: | Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons. |
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the daily dumb online survey that u ask random people to get humorous responses:
"send this message to ten people in under 9 minutes (not including yourself) and you;; have the best luck 2morrow!"
some respones:
-no
-shut up,
ur gay
-haha, you fell for that?
-send this message to ten people in under 9 minutes (not including yourself) and you;; have the best luck 2morrow!
-ill tell you the same as i told everybody else i got that from: NO
-lol, no thanks
-nah
-i already got that from like a million people. go away
and my favorite:
-tim = pothead
i guess it wasnt that funny 2day. o well, ill try again tomorrow, considering i WILL have the best luck tomorrow. hehe
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| Time: | 12:54 am. |
| Mood: |  amused. | | Music: | mxpx - chick magnet. |
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yeah i havent posted in a long while and this isnt gonna b a real post but o well. i felt like posting something funny. i IMed people with some inane comment and i got some various reactions. im gonna do this more often.
flimtim: ???
sTaTiKFREAK: night
sTaTiKFREAK: ass
flimtim: ???
Dan7563: eh
flimtim: ???
l3urnl3uddy: Hole
flimtim: ???
LeFtYLaX3513: what up
flimtim: ???
RunFast5k: what
RunFast5k: ill kick ur ass
flimtim: ???
theBest11778: I'll take two.
flimtim: ???
misterbeaN106: shhh
and my favorite:
flimtim: ???
p o t a z 1 4 signed off
im so funny.
expect more soon! lol
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Saturday, November 3rd, 2001
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yeah, i havent posted in a while, o well
yeaterday sucked. i hung out with erin, we went to the mall (where i saw jay! heehee!), then to erin's friend's house, which was fun. but then at the end of the night erin started acting gay and not talking to me, damn. i went home and talked to her online, and it seemed like she was really gonna dump me, which really sucked and ruined the rest of friday night and saturday afternoon.
went to sleep friday night feeling like crap and not caring about anything...
all day saturday sucked until i talked to erin's friend who convinced me that my girlfriend doesnt hate me. saturday night all my new friends (who i met through erin) came to my house, except erin... she called me and just out right dumped me. i was really pissed off. then my friends called her and convinced her to come over ang hang out. see, the whole plan all along was to come to my house then go down to the beach and drink the 4 12 packs of smirnoff we got!!! 4 12 packs!!! anywho... erin came over, we went down to the beach and started drinking, and i asked her out again! yay! i had to be the dad of everybody cuz everybody else was toasted. i lost my gram too, which really sucked. but i guess its for the better cuz erin REALLY doesnt want me to smoke... hmmmmm...
as long as i got back together with erin, and i had a good time (except for taking care of like 8 people in the freezing cold on the damn beach).
this took me so long to type... so hard to distinguish one key from another...
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Monday, October 29th, 2001
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yeah, im a fool
I've been going out with Erin for almost 2 weeks (2 weeks this thursday), and i havent kissed her yet... yes, I've kissed her bye and shit plenty of times, but i havent done anything with her - yet. Up until today I was just telling myself the chance opporunity never came up, but today it actually did... thrice. And I could tell she wanted me to kiss her, too, which is really killing me right now. She's not going to be home until late because she has volleyball game, so I might not be able to talk to her, which really sucks.
Now I'm off to smoke with Rich, even though Erin REALLY doesn't want me to. Damn. So, if Jay or Matt reads this and actually see Erin, don't tell her. You prolly won't, but I'm just being paranoid. All Erin's past boyfriends were "good kids", like myself, but then they started smoking it up, like myself. I told Erin I wouldn't become a dirty bag or anything, but then she said that's what all her past boyfriends had said. Dammit. O well, off I go to "take the edge off". whatever
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Wednesday, October 24th, 2001
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Monday, October 15th, 2001
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this kid should not be alowed to say this, seeing as though (no offense) he's a loser. : ]
this one right here, goes out to all the lovely ladies out there, that make life so much more interesting.hehe :-D. we got Kim :-* sup boo,we got Melissa :-* sup boo,we got roxychic sup girl,yentl sup,nickaley sup,hugable sup,tina,Theresa :-* :-P get @ me, we got carmstay ;-),micheles u both madd cool,krystal,lindsy,jessica,jen andrea,damm who else i unno shout outs to all da ladies in da world,this bigterror AKA big t AKA big pimping AKA TJ AKA tom lettin yall know i appreciate yall.an luv some of ya ass's especially.so ladies keep on looking good shaking em ass's an show da world ya stuff aiight im out 1.
www.mp3.com/bigterrorproductions the illest ever
hold up, tufan u comming out here wit a crew halloween, u fronting ass bastard we all know u aint.oh yeah what u plan on being by da way, i got a suggetsion put two pieaces of bread on either side of ya self an u can call ya self a turkey sandwhich ha ha ha.{see i aint prejudice or nutting, but u brought this on ya self} >Tufan the turkey sandwhich.
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Friday, October 12th, 2001
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Yeah, i havent posted in a long while, i have just been reading everybody elses posts, which is very entertaining.
if you read matts post from b4, about the pledge in our school, then all you cool RPers would have realized he missed the best part!
after all that shit, the dumb principal came and decided WE do the pledge of allegience. so he starts with, "I pledge alleigence, to the United States of America...". Then he realized he screwed up like the dumbass he is, and everybody was cracking up throughout the whole school. the he started again and rushed the whole thing cuz hes dumb. what a moron.
that WAS the highpoint of my day, until i began talking to Erin for a couple hours. im sorry, but talking to a girl you like has to be the most fun thing in the world, next to actually being with her, and of course, playing magic. : ]
jay got me into neopets, which at first i thought was really dumb and a TOTAL waste of time, but its actually really fun!
on a different note: anybody who's somebody (and actually has a good computer, JAY!), MUST buy dark ages of camelot. It is seriously the sickest mass multiplayer online game EVER. i thought UO or AO or even everquest was good, but this is about 10x better. its 3d, its an RPG, it has lots of action, considering its genre, AND it has incredible graphics. and it goes really in depth to D&D stuff. it only costs 40, instead ( i wanted to use [in lui], but didnt know exactly how to spell it, and didnt want to be called a hipocrit by jay) of the usual 50. its only 12 a month. (no, im not advertising, i just want people to play)
so, that was my day. o boy.
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Monday, October 1st, 2001
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hold on while i slip into something a little more lesbian
would you like to go have sex, or should i go slam myself?
take me home to your blender
whats your sign? hope its not anus...
hump me if im wrong, but don't I know you?
I'm drunk.
What is a classy place like this doing around a dog like you?
u wanna have a hang over at my place tonight?
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Sunday, September 30th, 2001
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I have about 15 hours to do at 9:00 tonight. Of course, you can't start your homework until the last minute, especially when you have a shit load that you REALLY don't feel like doing. So instead, I'm commenting on almost everyone's LJ posts, and listening to my old MM compilation I just found. For freaking AP American, I have to write these very stupid journal entries dealing with dumb history. I have to write like six of them, consisting of the last three weeks of class. I envy you Matt, for dropping out of the sucking class.
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Friday, September 28th, 2001
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al?co?hol 1. a colorless, volatile, pungent liquid, C2H5OH: it can be burned as fuel, is used in industry and medicine, and is the intoxicating element of whiskry, wine, beer, and other fermented liquors.
I don't know. Got bored... Yeah so, uh... Wednesday night... beer... beach... happiness. My point is that this simple compound can make your night, as it did to me Wed.
Went to beach on Wednesday, two kegs, lots of people, lots of fun, and NO BARFING!!! yay!
That's all. As you can see, I'm not the best story teller. O well.
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Hey hey all!
I am now using this lj thing, and I feel so cool.
Everybody make me as a friend. :]
K....
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crazy.
sore.
accomplished.
indifferent.
horny.
distressed.
sick.
dorky.
drunk.
thirsty.